I would swim with the sharks, 

With no cage or no suit;

I would jump out a plane, 

Lacking only a chute;

I would wrestle a gator, 

In the swamps of Sarasota;

Or conquer the cold, 

In the alps of Europa;

I would cut off a finger,

Better yet make it two;

Because there isn't a thing,

That  I wouldn't do... For you